I can take it !!!!

Byjingo you humans... all I have been trying to get is some sort of critic on my images in flickr...easy said than done me thinks.... anyone who put stuff up for critic must take the kicks and the punches... I feel you can only learn things from feedback from humans...if you do a stage play and do the best marketing job in the world to get bums on seats...if the play is rubbish you find out by no bums and loads of empty seats.... but also you may get a review and if the critic don't like it and tells everyone else ...well you at least have an idea what the problems are.... but getting little critic and not pulling the punches you can never find out if your doing a good job or where you can improve!!!!!!
I get people viewing but not many comments even though i ask ...strange me thinks...
Now I know I don't shoot many images that's my problem but cant always feel 100% to go out and shoot or even set up stuff in house ... I thought that by getting some sort of comments good,bad or just plain ugly would help me to fire up my motivation...

I just love photography and am trying more to think out of the box to produce work that's a little different ..... most of my images are of good old mother nature and her free show for all of us to see, it makes me smile talking to people who still walk about with eyes closed and not at all interested in what she has in store for us....
I looked at wedding photography and some of the work out in the image world and found quite a lot is really not that good but the poor old punter does not see things the same as those who love looking through the lens... and pay a fortune ... people say why don't you try this or that and i get fed up of trying to tell em its hard enough to get out of bed and feel good everyday let alone be booked up for a date to do a shoot and find out that the day of the shoot I'm too ill to do it...that type of living would get you a bad name for sure and that's not how i live my life..... its bad enough i cant book a holiday or anything like that but trying to explain this to humans is a waste of my alien breathe..... until these people realise just how life is different for those who have poor health its easy just to say things but its a different story to be living that way....
for the last 3 years now i have been teaching myself photography and get my kit ..as its not a cheap hobby to get involved in....that's for sure...
but its given me some great times and opened up my mind to many things and ways at looking at the world.... its also not that easy to get humans to model for ya either , friends or family ... but I'm working on that one.... short an sweet this one..take care...

Humans .....I shit em!!!!!!!!!!!

I say ....what??? byjingo... strange things humans !!! as some of you know I have a passion for photography but cant always get out to shoot,but what a scam this weekend was ... byjove if you go out in the UK with a camera and a tripod chances are you will be asked ... what are you doing and why by the looks like a rocket launcher brigade of paranoia.... well all I have to say at this time to those security forces is , what the feck av ya nothing better to do as it seems that if you walk around as a group with ladders..big ladders in the London area ..well House of Parliament or the place where you get a job to look after the public but really just spend all tax payers money ..and in real life commit fraud , you can get away with it!!!! but I digress...walk with huge ladders climb onto the roof of said building and not even get stopped!!!!!! com on you shits... security me arse!!!!! but a photographer ..easy kill, eh !!! this paranoia is going beyond a joke now !!! I bet no heads roll for that little stunt... only those who pulled it and not those who should have protected the building!!!!!!!!

Anyway ..that's life .. we village idiots have no power or say on things ...just do as we be told...and live in ya little box...... I'm sure ye old French humans would make the voices heard !!! for sure byjingo !!!
Things in planet Jingo not going well... I was going to close this all down as I have more on my plate than I can cope with to be honest... and many of you know that I am just that ... honest!! a thing that as I have grown older have found out to be my downfall indeed!!!!!
It may be time for this old mutant alien to just shut up shop and return to the Planet Jingo and not bother with the human race... it seems even your loved ones can shit on ya !!!
So over the next week or so I may just vanish from this planet and just move around in human form and stop the Alien from speaking the truth ... as it seems humans cant face the truth of life in most cases... the human brain cant handle GUILT ... it eats away at the mind of those that carry Guilt around with them, they cant hide from it as it was created by themselves in the first place.... so I will have a think about all this and see how things develop.... without a darkroom!!!
maybe a padded cell again and a nice tight fitting jacket!!!!!
Take care for now me old Playmates..
old mutant alien

whatever happend ?????

Great Britain.... well I'm sad to say I don't think it is now !!! Whilst driving through some streets and areas in Birmingham... once the place of the industrial revolution forefathers , I noticed ... well no that's wrong !!! I was smacked in the eye by the changes around that have slowly crept upon this once great and proud land.....
Women used to use cardinal red polish on the front door steps, windows were clean and so were the streets.... alas .. not now !!
Industry has vanished, OK so the smoke and grime from the large factories is not missed or the fact that those beside the canals and rivers cant pour poisons into them .. good point !!!
But its not just that side of English life that has changed byjingo !!! now you can drive down streets and roads , high streets with shops or lack of now!!! Let's face it me old playmates, you could be driving in a foreign country !!!! it's so true !!! and with this the English culture has changed ..... now I'm all for multicultural as a mutant alien I try and fit in and that's where I can see the problem others are not even trying just converting the areas to match where they originate from .... not good ... NO NO NO !!! vicar I'm not a racist... I have many friends from all over the planet and treat em as i would like to be treated myself so dont pull that card out the hat !!!!!

The proof is here just go out and see for yourself.... I even see places flying the UK flag and its all torn and tatty !!! where is the pride !!!!!
Now when I came here to find old uncle Gawd I was told that all humans were from the same DNA .. so I thought it would be one big happy family.....wrong !!! People say that I'm a strange mutant with some rather strange thought , maybe!!! I just feel its a shame that a country can loose its traditional ID and ways ... buried like a pot of gold by the old Anglo Saxon before he strolled into a new town.......

what is it good for !!!!!!!!!!

Hello me old playmates...not a lot going on really!!!!!!!
Apart from government thinking of giving money to the Taliban!!! to make em think about changing.... byjingo that sound a good idea..... LOL!!!!
Now if all this stuff was going on in planet Zog we would not stand for all this crap..... But and a big but.... west blame terrorism and that's whats going on , but how come when terror was on the old UK with the IRA and such, did they sort that did they heck as !!!! Then again..... are not some of the Irish members of government ex terrorists??????? so we also pay them!!!!!!!

Then you get some guy who gets free from jail after blowing up 100's of people in the air .... hmmmmm !!! all stinks to me here... a lot more than meets the eye.... Let's face it if our own MP'S can rip off the tax payers...the people who gave them the job!!!!! Who will ever believe what MP's say......

This is a worldwide problem on this planet... byjingo corruption is what we call it on Zog and byjove humans do anything for cash........
Back to Afghanistan ... who was it that created and helped these so called terrorists...... YEP!!!! the west !!!! to fight against the USSR ... weapons and cash and training......
And when the UN did an air strike and 69 or so Taliban died and 39 or so civilian's ... OMG !!!! how many civilians died in the second world war ? War is war nothing more nothing less and war means killing ..... humans.... men ,women and children.......
If your country supplies weapons , which many do , it's a big money making thing you know!!!!!
then wars and death will be here forever..... OK you could stop production of weapons and live in peace but that's all a dream and will never work... you can't make cash from peace!!!!!!!!!

So as you see not a lot going on here at the mo ... but maybe soon something may light a spark in me brain cell and I may well put pen to paper, well p.c.

Must dash the vicar is just about to enter the Bishop's room , they say they are only playing poker, I can't see no harm it that.................... !

Get it right!!!!!!!!!!

Byjingo !!!! me old Playmates...... I say ... what!!!!!!
where do we start on this one or two ? Well looks like poor old Jako was taking more medication than me!!! Its kind of strange he was a few days younger than me ... maybe all strange people born in August? ...Anyway..I have always stated...byjingo...not one human on this planet earth or even on Planet Jingo know what happens when you take a cocktail of drugs ... that's the ones the doctor prescribes for ya.... believe me i know!!!!!!!!!
Rushed into a crash room months ago due to one drug not getting on with another...out like a light and out for hours.....I was lucky they got me back....LOL ... back to what!!!!! maybe I wasn't...LOL

It seems the old cattle are coming in for a slap ...producing way too much methane...byjove I'm glad whoever did the research has never been around my hose......
Ive told you all before ...its down to mother nature whats going on around this planet... man can try to control what mother nature has in store for ya!!!!
Some may know how much I love and in fact have a passion for photography, but it seems to be getting way out of the old political correctness madness!!! cant shoot in the streets in the UK without someone thinking your up to no good, shooting kids playing or police is a sure no no ...
NO no no vicar with a camera, SLAP!!!!!
Zogonians don't create war or fighting..... well unless ya punch me on the nose and then you will never forget that time!!!!!!

Talking of war ....... what a waste of life.... OK , so you must make a stand sometimes but byjingo most of the wars are over religion or cash !!!! Ban cigarettes or try as they now come telling you they kill... treat smokers like ...ahhhhhhh!!! a cigarette !!!! stamp on em!!!! HOLD ON !!!!!!
I smoke , cough, cough, spit !!! But the sales of guns goes on and on... hmmmmmm !!! priority's !!

In UK , ban knifes they kill..... NO ..... NO ....NO.... its the idiot who uses the knife that's the problem...what about cars??? ban them ? they kill, so can an ash tray or house brick....
OK then they send em to prison .... LOL...whatever happened to the slop bucket? NO they shout ...they Will be taught a trade and become good people when they get out!!!!!!!
LOL...stop I'm pissing myself laughing here!!!!!
They do a crime so should be punished not helped...sod that ...they did whatever , then they should pay.....
One case the bomber in Scotland.... let him go to a hero's welcome home... well he is going to die they say..... so what... what about the people on the plane who were 100% healthy they just got blown to bits with no thought of what a bomb in the plane was going to do ...Your criminal systems on this planet stink!!!!!!

Back to the wars .... why should the west..who just love cash and greed.. try to make the rest of this planet run the same way as themselves ??? Byjingo!!! they cant even run the system smooth in their own backyard!!!!! Leave others alone and sort ya own garden out first!!!!!!
The planet has many different cultures and that's just it , many go back for many years so just let em do it the way they have for all time.......GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! so go look at your old laws...get rid... bring in modern and 21st Century laws in to action, but alas this will never happen....

Why they doing space travel.... well they need another planet but i bet you don't get to see it.... They know one day... this little old planet is going to go bang...its just when is the problem and byjingo you humans will never know when...its up to mother nature....
well Tallyho.....I'm off to build me spaceship......................... ciao!!

still here

I say me old beans !!!! just a quick old post to let ya know i'm still about but me mojo lost in the post , so to speak to coin a phrase...... the old Zogonian info machine not working so not a lot to say at the mo.....
as soon as i can find it i will be back .... take care me old humans... don't hold ya breath!!!!!!!!!!
Tallyho !!!!!!

Planet Dread

Another day in Planet Jingo!!!! All well and dandy here byjingo, what...... seems like little old planet Earth has a few problems.... just a few I hear ya shout !!!!!!!
In UK good old chicken back on the media's eye...... we all know they inject water into it at the processing stage but animal protean .... so that the water stays in , thus plump up the chicken ...yuk!!!!! so if its going on in the UK then byjingo the rest of ya prob got same problem...well no problem from the guy selling the stuff ..he laff's all the way to the bank!!!!!
So if they use beef and pork protean in the chicken how do the guys who should not eat beef or pork stand??????? byjingo what about religious beliefs????? ohhhh dear me seems you have a problem Houston.....

Swine flu .... well its out of control in the UK now... stay at home and treat yaself they tell ya...yes we would if we know we got it.... LOL... the tabs they issue are only any good if you use within a few days of finding out ya got the bloody thing!!!!! mass injections!!!! oh yep!! you poison us with food additives and stuff in the tap water so why not ... just jab me and we will see what the outcome is down the road i suppose as with all the great ideas for health issues..... byjove its bad enough having a cocktail of drugs from your doctor and they ain't got a clue what they all do when mixed as a daily dose ...OK may help your illness but most then give ya side effects...but that's cool just pop another drug to combat that!!!!!!!! grrrrrrrrrrrr !!!!

I even had one health consultant prescribe be a drug to help my bone disease...cool.... till i got in touch with the manufacturer of said drug to find that it was never tested on males!!!!! and can give ya a problem with ya oesophagus,,,, Oh that's fine then doc ... ill take it no probs for you its me that's the guinea pig is it not ?

wonder why the most richest people on the planet Earth are pharmaceutical people???? hmmm!

Now I know that I don't get that many humans taking a look at all this rubbish i put here but byjingo... I would never go to other humans blogs or forums to create trouble and get em to look at my stuff here..... but its a sad fact that this seems to go on... sad little old humans ... with sad little lives and nothing going on with it who create forums/ sites and get very few humans to join in with em...... Laff ... i could fill me incontinence pants i laff so much at em !!!!! Just because they cant be successful at what they try and do in the life time they have... go and spoil it all ...well try ..others just understand what a pain in the ass these people are..... and how they are so sad and lonely to go to such depths .........

My legal eagles are looking at one such problem i have had but I'm told cant say much on the matter as it looks like it may well go to court..... wonder if i will have to wear a wig...me lord!!!!!!
I will let you guys know how that develops and maybe i may be able to tell the whole story, we shall see............

Not too happy with this ...orphan thing going on in the USA... to do with photography and copyrights and intellectual property rights.... that needs a good sorting out for sure, why should togs loose rights to something they create...that just ain't playing ball at all..... but then again do governments play ball with the people who put em in power in the first place?????

well must dash me old playmates .....the motheship is due anytime now and im off to planet DREAD ..... byjingo a nasty place but you do get some bargains in the dna shop..... ta ta for now!!! Tallyho!!!!!!!!

Mild or Bitter ???

See me old humans... I told ya all about the M.P's ages ago, the old bank and corruption , well byjingo!!! what's around the corner next ?????
Doing a bit of Zogonian testing... hmmmmmm!!!!! I wonder..... was it not way back when you all were told DONT EAT the old t-bone or meat near the spine ... hmmmm whatever happened to that scare OR was it a scare?
Enter dementia .... seems a lot more cases these days eh? I wonder!!!!!!!!! they did say the old mad cow would take years to show itself did they not ?

Seems humans live a lot longer these days ...OK that's cool... why not ... did humans not live for hundreds of years a way back in time.... byjingo!!!! that's what the holly book says ... does it not...
But as I'm not human and not in great health does not the quality of life come into the story somewhere?
I for one will not be .. or at least I don't wish to be here in my 90's and totally dependent on others. Seems to me the old value of family looking after and caring for others seems to be a thing of the past....... sad ain't it ?

It's now getting to the point where grandparents will be given a benefit to look after the grandchildren whilst parent goes out to work or out for a pint.... hmmmm!!!! times are a changing!!!!!!
But how sad that the old grandparent even now feels that a cuddle or hug and a kiss makes em feel like a criminal!!!!!!!! It should be time to stand up to all this crap and voice's should be heard and listened too , but alas it's too late..... it's here and it's getting worse... WHO TO BLAME...... I guess humans ... lets face it moan and groan about this and that and do not a thing to put a stop to it......
Byjingo... in the old Planet Zog , rules were rules and if you broke em you paid for it... no prison, no excuse for someone going against the rules of a peaceful life and whats more no keeping them by the law abiding by paying taxes and keeping them in a good way of life... IE , food , medical treatment and such ..... no no no all that cash was spent on the good guys for health and leisure.. why not they never broke the rules... bitter , ???? me ??? YOU BET... me and thousands of others or maybe it's just me?

will Techno gadgets destroy us????

Byjingo....Vicar put that back in ya trousers me old son..... now where was I ...ahhh!!!!! yes.... not destroy us as such but destroy tradition and ways of life ?
take photos.....go on take em!!!!!! no no ...hold on.... will we all forget about producing prints and just have gadgets to show them on ? and many never be seen by others...
byjingo all that social history will vanish as such....ahhh he /she dies family jump in like a flash ...take what they can sell for cash... the old PC in the corner is way too old ...trash it..... that's it images all gone..... will this effect the history of tomorrow...me thinks it will.....

I love looking at old images...the cars in shot ..the fashion.... the stuff that was in the home...ie .. TV , radio all that stuff...... shame ain't it me old beans!!!!!!!!

Bishop for gawds sake what on earth are you going to do with that?????????? put it down.....

Ohhh dear , what a life eh ? came here to planet earth for some looking back at human form and habits.... byjove do I regret the night i climbed into the mothership for that tour !!!!!!

Looking at the stats for this it does not seem to be going anywhere me old sons... so ...well I'll see how it goes over the next few months......

Byjingo when one stops and thinks about the old UFO thing .I can understand why it should be kept a secret.... if it was true and they had proof we have came to visit the planet earth ...how would that put the spin on all religions and gods...Hmmmmmmm !!! could start a lot of problems.... but as the generations of humans develop I think the old religion thing will die a death.... did not the vikings gods vanish ????? most the humans I know that turn to church is because they have some mental problem or guilt that they wish would go away.... problem is it wont go away ...whatever you chose to do to give you that feeling of guilt, you will always know the truth.... you can't hide... what goes around comes around and byjingo that is so true.....

sleep well me old beans ...I do ..apart from health stuff but my mind has no regrets or guilt.... DO YOU ????????

still here !!! just !!!!

Hello Playmates!!!!!!!!
how about this then me old beans ...take oneself off to the local jaguar car showroom and just nick a motor...if you get caught just say ...no problem I forgot to pay... and write a check out and all will be as good as new...no prosecution for theft!!!!!!! well maybe not ..... unless you be an M.P. in the UK.....

Then they ask you to vote in local elections....hmmmmm VOTE FOR WHO?????THEY ALL ON THE TAKE IN THE POLITICAL WORLD IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.......

Byjingo they must think we be nut's ehhh Bishop?

Anyway enough of all this crap... Byjingo its about time Getty Images or Magnum asked me for some images....I may think about helping them out!!!!!!!! Byjingo as if!!!!!!!!!!

Thinking about it I may in time... yawn!!!! ... get enough images together and post some on to a online library to see if I can get some interest....but really must do more shooting... but with one thing and another in this neck of the woods it ain't so easy as it sounds right now.... still ...one day my prints will come !!!!!!

It's about time I started the old UFO up and go take a look at other galaxies ...it's been ages ....
I say vicar take the bishop off that cross byjingo she may rip her frock......
Matron still on the prowl at night but my medication seems to be knocking me out and I wake up...well when I wake up .... all seems well on the old ward....
hold on a tick I just gotta eat this , Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz , snore, cough!!!! Zzzzzzz!!!!!!

Laugh!!!! you bet......or truth????

byjingo!!!!!!! OFF WITH THE HEAD'S ....... that's what would have happened years ago on this planet with all this corruption..... Just wondering how many ex M.P's and Officials have got away with loads of the tax we all pay...... would make a great investigation to go back and find em...then prosecute for fraud and whatever else lies behind the closed doors ...WHAT....
The old bishop even thinking of hanging up his frock...... no no no vicar ...they won't start looking into all the going's on in your lives.....although I think they should....

Off to court with them....Byjingo!!!!! then again ....who is the Judge.... what they up to.....
I say old boy !!! quick put that plastic sheet over the coffee table!!!!!!!!! I always have told you humans this is a strange place to live......

Let's forget em all anyway ... the sun should have it's jolly old hat on soon .... off we go to the beach.... splish ....splosh ...
then pick up some virus all because humans let the shite pour into the sea they swim in....errrrrr!!!!!! byjove that makes sense ...what!!!!!!

I'm told by the Pros in the medical field ...my bone disease and kidney problems are here to stay.... have the old bone density checked ... after all ... I once just lay on the floor to pull out a plug from my nuclear vision machine... put all my body weight on my one side and ....CRACK....
ohhhh dear ....ribs gone.... took bloody months to heal ..... and today ....NOW GET READY FOR THIS......... make sure your incontinence pants are empty as you may piss ya self laughing.....they have sending me for some physiotherapy ...... LOL...done it all before... and when the guy in the gym read my letters from consultant ....said ...... blimey you could fracture a bone if you fell or bang ya self...... no no no Vicar!!!! not that bang!!!!! a door... table ..chair.. fall...Byjingo you should be investigated........

Should be good to see what happens today...still it's a trip out...and a chance to pick up MRSA or CDIFF ....... bite ya blue tongue you devil sir!!!!!!!!

Now for a bit of a news flash!!!!!!!!! I am thinking of doing a Podcast...LOL... may get banned from cyberspace but could be a laugh.... but would like a little feedback from readers.....OK OK OK the reader!!!!!!! not much feedback on here as it is...byjingo you humans should be defending the human race ... not reading all this crap!!!!!! But I really would like feedback... so if not on here then just email me at dreadzeps@hotmail.com .... put mutant feedback as header... I would love to know if anyone is reading this stuff.... and also if you humans think a podcast may be a way to go.... well until I'm taken to court that is ....if they dare!!!!!!!!
Have a good day me old trouts.......

Told Ya !!!!!

Byjingo!!!! the vicar almost fell over his bottle of holly water.....
M.P'S well I told ya so ...just care about themselves , well most of them.... will they be done for fraud...no no ...me or you ohhhh yes you bet we would.....
what am I going on about ..... well all the expenses for stuff that should not be claimed for....its tax payers cash.... now they will sort it out....ohhhh yeah!!!!! sure they will......

Another thing I have noticed about humans is they don't trust each other...why not ??? well so many will stab ya in the back..from family to friends to total strangers.....Yet they all want a cool and peaceful life, how strange!!!!!!

Zogonians will talk and help anyone and they be honest......and on this planet Earth this is a downfall... for sure .... hold on a tick the bishop is just going out....Bishh old boy I told ya before...nobody will take you seriously wearing that frock .... go put ya shorts on .......

byjingo!!!! what a crazy world .....

I have a passion for photography , most wildlife but starting to branch out and try other subjects..... over here in the UK the photographer seems to be targeted for the old anti terror crap..... Laugh.... I piss me incontinence pants to the max!!!!!!!!
terror ....yet some M.P's are killers!!!!!!! and just don't report the stuff that still goes on in Ireland ...what a joke!!!!!
Press cant report lots of stuff...block it says a Gov official and so you will never know the truth!!!!!

My Zogonian info machine also tells me that this ...credit crunch....LOL..... its getting better....yeah!!! right!!!! just watch what will happen in a few weeks time with the banks all over again...don't say I ain't warned ya ....... and how come none of the high flyer's have not been jailed for what comes over to me as criminal act's , fraud and such!!!!!

Yes the old mutant is moaning again ...ehhhh!!!! what's new ... that's what he does....

you can choose your friends.... but ya family ya stuck with ... after all your family would never do the dirty on ya would they??????? LOL..... what world you living in??????
This is a short one due to me not having all me brain cells in full working order..... also I'm trying to push myself to shoot more images......you can find em on... Flickr... web site...under DREADZEPS...
Well must dash , matrons coming to see if I need a rest .... OHHHHH!!! if only she found out the truth......but I don't want a section....LOL

While the birds are avin fun.....

Byjingo... looks like most of the birds are nesting and aving fun me old chaps...what !!!!!!
time to change me glass (lens) in me camera and start a bit of macro and close up stuff on the wee beasts that roam Zog .....
byjove been avin a bit a fun trying to get a water pump to run off the old solar panel for the pond just to create a bit of movement in the water ... even though it only works whilst the sun is out..... hmmmm could be in for weeks with no pump then old bean , as it's almost another British summer once again.... mind you the rain will keep the old pond full...what!!!! I say....
As for news Nora lot going on apart from the old budget this week... that should make me smile !!!!!!
byjove ... what ever happened to that long hair and living for music and playing on stage !!!! It seems to have gone away from me as I have aged ..... never thought it would but it has me old trouts......
now I'm happy sitting in a field in the middle of nowhere .. capturing images and just listening to the sound of mother earth .... hmmmmm wonder if I'm dead!!!!!!!!!

Hit a bit of a brick wall over the last few weeks with me health and trying to put on a smile and good old happy Stu mask.... yes ... mask ..... ain't that what we all paint on when we feel a little low and down ...just to keep the rest of the world off ya back ..... mine seems to have run out of makeup and greasepaint ...... still it has to come back .... no other way out of the shit I'm in now its been confirmed that i must just live with my health issues and although cant do things that other people can do and take for granted I'm not counted as having a disability ... not that i want a label but when you see and know of so many that are pulling the wool over officials eyes and the officials cant be bothered to tackle them about the fact they have no proof or even a consultant to back them up ...the officials just take the blags word for it........ grrrrrrrrrr !!! i could spit in the bishops eye........
I just keep thinking .... why me!!! and to know that no corner to turn to make all well again just bullshat that maybe oneday they may come up with a cure..... yep they will... but I bet I ain't around when it comes..... some people need help now .. not next year .... but this all falls on deaf ears or on to the ears of maybe people who are just happy with a pay packet and a job...lucky them I say ....what!!!!!
now where the vicars arse I'm gonna kick him hard non stop for 3 days.....that will teach him a lesson......
keep smiling gang...... I'm trying me best ;-)

Food for thought !!!!!!

I say .... what!!!!! bythejingo what a week......
pulls up a floorboard and takes a seat ... a new dog at the whitehouse, well that's breaking news...
woman looks like a fool but sings with a golden voice .... WOW!!!!!!
I say vicar switch the old box on let's see what we have to watch tonight ..... hmmm !!! as I thought.... nowt!!!!
Now hold on a tick !!!!! WHAT'S THAT SMOKE COMING FROM UNDER THE BATHROOM DOOR.... GREEN!!!!!!!!!
Ohh no ... the bishops at it again , if I told her once I told him a thousand times ... never clean the bathroom with ammonia and bleach ..... get her out of the house byjingo!!!! get some fresh air in here ...!!!! Byjingo thought matron after a vindaloos was bad enough but the bishop say it takes him back to the battlefields of world war one ..... foolish man ... told him it can kill!!!!!!!
still you live and learn... talking of liver I had it with onions and bacon on Saturday for lunch and tea and breakfast...byjove don't it just repeat itself ... but golly gosh it has a great taste at the time.... well it does if you cook it first......
Food ... now that's a bit of a joke on this planet Earth ... the kids think the veg comes from shops .. and some think nothing of living off pot noodles ..... just add hot water ... mmmmmmmn!!!!!
like a lot of this food on the planet earth we Zogonians just call it shit in a box .... and most of it is......
why o why did they stop teaching the kids how to cook real food ... a bit late now me old trouts !!!! a whole generation ain't got a clue and I find it jolly well embarrassing for the human race to even find itself in such a state.... what....
I am also amazed ney dazed ney pissed off to find how many adults go looking for .. seasoning in the shops.... well thats what it asks for in the recipe .... ohhhh dear ... what chance ya got now then ..... ever heard of salt n pepper ..... its so true.. try it ask someone if they saw a recipe in a book and with the ingredients are add seasoning .... what is seasoning ... stand back and don't laff too much at em ...they cant help it.... or .... can they ?????
P.S me old earthlings... please try and leave a comment or three it gets jolly lonely in this padded cell ..... thanks ;-)

late again !!!!!

Yawn!!!!!!!!
Byjingo...Hello Playmates!!!!!
Almost caught me sleeping then, what!!!! I thinks this medication stuff they be feeding to us and the humans ain't doing us any good.... OK so it may take away pain, or even help other symptoms but I bet ya a dollar to a pound it gives ya jip in other ways.......
Whilst having a nose through a photography forum that I have used for some time.. I came across threads and post's that made me sit back and think ... why should I try to help these humans anymore .. you always get one or two or three or four.... byjingo!!! I can count!!! anyway where was we...ahhhh!! yep!!! they just thrive on winding others up..... what to do ???
well if I see something on your TV I don't like I just switch it over.... my life full of crap as it is .. byjove I don't need anymore......
old mother nature is pushing my life clock around faster than I would like......
NO NO NO vicar I said CLOCK .... for gawds sake put a new battery in ya hearing aid!!!!!!!

The only thing is I will miss most of the humans that used it.... now ain't that stupid!!!!!!
We never meet , we don't even know if what is posted is the truth or I.D's are false !!!! all on a machine ... yet I think as time goes on community's on these sites will build... and why not a jolly good thing it could be.....

But as a Zogonian we suffer no fools.... once bitten we rip ya head off and stuff it in the old back passage of life!!!!!

Talking about back passages..... I should have had a camera crew around to shoot some images but I told them that as I have had so many In's and outs ....well not that sort but in and out of hospital over the last 20 odd years ... you get to the point where you feel like letting nature do as she wishes and sometimes one can just get on with a quality of life .... alas ... only sometimes....

It's a funny old planet this ... most would love to have a quality and enjoyable life but stupid things can just upset the balance ....
How many really want wars ????
Not a lot Bishop eh!!!
Now where was we .... Newts!!!!! Byjingo !!!! ain't they great little things and all seem to be jumping in my little pond and aving fun!!!!!
Spring really has sprung in the UK ... and some great things to get out and capture on ones camera ... I never ever felt like joining a camera club.. many years ago a friend of mine...yes ... I do have one or four!!!! his father had a darkroom and I was blown away with what was created before my very eyes! ... that's when I started to like photography.... but the old digital relighted my fire for it yet again in my late 40's and here we are today .. not .. shooting as much as one would like but getting out and about when i can.....
My friends father was in a camera club , byjingo the tales he told !!!! my glass bigger than your glass attitude to a fair many of them and I'm top dog and you be a nooby !!!!
Bah !!!! ain't got the time for humans like that .....

I'm back on the road again with the old UFO but whilst parking up the other day me knob fell off !!!! well as you can understand I was shocked !!!! how could I indicate to turn left or right anymore... yep !! hand signals !!! but how many on the street know what your doing????
not a lot I suspect with the results I had...... grrrrrrrr .. spit!!!!!!
ohhhhh!!! sorry Matron didn't see ya old girl!!!!
Trying to get a replacement .. well ...£126.78 pence plus VAT....... dealers aving a laff!!!!!!
contacted another one ... £35 ..... what a greedy load a humans be out in this planet I say....what?
expenses well ... you only hearing part of the true story... they be making a fortune at your expense !!!!
well lets see what happens over the next few days and I will log in again.... take care humans.... well most of ya!!!!!! ;-)

that moaning old git is back....about time too!!!

I say !!!!!…. What was that ? …… One day here the next gone …. Must have been something in the vicars tea … anyway welcome back to the world of Dreadzep’s ….
Now By jingo … where shall we start…hmmmmmm … OK how about the fact of those Peers and MP’S that were involved with the old Kray twins have been named but the rest that are still alive today are protected and shall not be named …. Or the Peers that had money to change laws for cash for company’s and just say sorry and that’s it …… oh yes that’s all fine and jolly dandy….
IS IT FEK !!!!!!!!!! …. WHY AIN'T THEY LOCKED UP FOR CORRUPTION??????
And what ever happened to the cash for honours?????????
Byjingo as a working class alien from Zog why on earth do we all let them get away with it?????
Ahhh well that’s because we always have and always will …. Were all mouth and no trousers …..
Welcome to the 21st Century … we are still ruled by people who as long as it all goes well for them the rest of us peasants can just rot …..
Then again I don’t class em as people .. Just greedy perverted and sick shits that once in the house of politics it’s a case of I'm alright jack and stuff you all!!!!!
So how to stop it???? If we all stood shoulder to shoulder with each other it may be possible but I'm dreaming …. All mouth and no trousers ….
We seem to be in a world that is just a world of Disney .. Make believe .. Why???? Well lets see … hmmmm how about racism …. Not much around these days ….. BULL … the worlds full of it…… just don’t tell people your real thoughts and beliefs and all will be well …..
The people who have the power tell you crime is getting under control … BULL… they cant even keep crime , drugs, rape, out of a building they call prison so if they cant control a building what hope in hell do they think they could control a city or a country ……
How many things have been swept under a carpet so that the rest of us never find out what goes on I suspect lots of stuff has been and is being covered up and kept quiet …. But we shall never know , as no one has the balls to uncover any of the things that become secret and covered up …. Now if these people who stand up for us keep the game going on that just shows you how honest they must be …
Stuff based and sworn on the holly bible is another pile of crap…. How can a defence lawyer try to get his client off from crime tells lies and makes up stuff how do they get away with that???????
Now where do I stand if I do a crime and tell them that God told me to do it … all of a sudden I must be mad but how can I be if he told me do they not believe me???? Or do they also know that its all a scam ok to swear and tell the truth the whole truth so help me god but if god tells you to do something you must be making it all up or mad ….. Byjingo I cant understand this corrupt world we live in….
Do you ???????

what's new?????

Happy new year all...... Na forget that... lets all have a punch up!!!!! I say vicar... go poke the bishop.......... in the eye with a salmon!!!!!
nothing like starting a new year with a bang!!!!!! or a rocket attack or a tank or even bombing people who just want to live in peace....PEACE ......I said not pieces........
Yes lets all go to war ..you know it makes sense....WHAT ON EARTH!!!!!!!!! well only on earth could this mass killing of fellow humans take place..... all in the name of what?????
OK then the rest of the world shouts STOP!!!!!! well that's after they have sold enough weapons to all ... byjingo must get priority's correct... not to mention most of those that shout STOP!!!! have sent military into other foreign country's and also killed Innocent humans....YOU BLOODY HYPOCRITES!!!!!!
and the churches speak out and say STOP!!!!! and just look into what most of those have started and done to humans..... this is one crazy planet and as time goes on not any of the humans who have the powers and control do jack shit to put an end to any of it.... be it war, poverty,abuse....whatever....... if the majority of humans had a say or any control on the matters the place would probably be a great place to live........ but no it ain't gona happen me old beans...sad ain't it!!!!!
Fairy's ain't real but a god is???????? ohhhh my .....
know wonder old chap Darwin wasn't sure about telling anyone about his theory.
Byjove me old beans...... this may well be my last rant and rave on all this type of subjects and I thinks I will just publish tales about the mad house where I am just sitting in my little box ....
so no more rants about human lifestyle and its time to open the box and let out DREADZEPS....
and if you think all this previous stuff was a little crazy ....well, just wait till you enter the world of a mutant alien known as DREADZEPS.... upset him with comments at your own peril... he will play with ya mind and twist ya head till it hurts....
On this day ... the Dread will unleash a world of madness and maybe the odd laugh on planet earth...... he ain't got nothing to loose ..... he lost it years ago!!!!!!!!!!!
BE WARNED YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENTER THE MIND OF DREADZEPS ............

that's all folks!!!!!!!!!!





for now!!!!!! MUHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Back to the real world.....

Ahhhhhhh !!!!!!! all over and done....... have a good new year all........
Byjingo....let's see what we got going on this year......
Good health...well we will see not so easy to hope for when the people in the know can't help ya but as long as we wake up, have a pulse and still breathing that's good enough for me old chaps...
Stop smoking!!!!!!! muhaaaaaaaaa!!!!! don't make me laugh... me incontinence pants almost full to burst..... just one more drop and !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8% of smokers die of lung cancer but they ain't going to tell you humans how many others die of cancer related to food or at least what they put in it!!!!! that's for sure!!!!!!!!!

Now byjingo!!!! the old credit crunch will kick in hard..... just watch as some big companies start to fall!!!!
The rush at woollies made me smile......well what bargains did you get?????? byjingo you would have thought some of the stuff would be at much lower prices...HOLD ON!!!!!!! what about the pool souls loosing the jobs , never mind what bargains you got.......
All quiet on the ward tonight , Matrons on for though with the sweet trolley..... take this , take that..... no no ... not them ...byjingo...matron would eat em all one after the other.... byjingo ...mind you old Rob got out of his cell and I hear he plans to get back on stage..... we shall see!!!!!!

Been very still and cold on planet jingo ..... not a lot going on .... maybe if I can creep out of the window tonight I may jump in the old craft and have a fly past Venus.... she is bright as a button tonight... not far away from the moon if you look up.....
OK vicar so you cant see it if you look down I know.... go and play with the Bishop he ain't been feeling himself over the past few days ........ makes a change!!!!!!!!!

I had a thought the other night.... bloody well hurt.....not been right since.... but I'm going to try and kick start me old photo mojo for this year and push me self a bit more...... Byjove!!! looks like it may snow.... now that should be a jolly good show...... one cm and the whole of planet UK will come to a stop!!!! what!!!!! me taking the piss????? never!!!!!

watched some of the old one eyed monster..... NO NO NO Vicar, not that, the TV..... WHAT A LOAD OF REPEATED RUBBISH THAT WAS!!!!!!!!!! stop shouting I'm not deaf!!!!!....
lets see what 09 brings us......
I thinks I may even stop moaning about this human world...... well OK maybe I not..... LOL....
I think I need to get out more....... not easy when matron keeps tying me down to the old bed.....Tallyho!!!! what!!!!
whatever your plan is go out and do it me old beans.... byjingo......now where did I put my camera!!!!!!!!
Lookout vicar another stuka at 12 ...... time for tea now...mmmmmmnnnnn!!! oh!!!! no!!!!! not bloody turkey!!!!!!!!

Ready or Not.....

Well me old chaps...this is it....Byjingo another couple of days of food, wine and beer..... turkey, pork, beef, game....... byjingo!!! pickle ... pie ... sweets... cream ... crackers ..... nuts.......food food food....
and the rate people are running about the shops spend spend spend.....all for what??????? two bloody days!!!!!!!!!!!
OK so its GeZus birthday but not many are celebrating that if they be honest...come to think about it not many even knew him.........still whatever floats your battleship!!!!!! tallyho!!!!

thought about watching the big square box monster but the same old crap on again I see !!!!
Laugh!!!! I think I may pop and see the bishop Xmas eve night and ask him if he as ever spoke or even seen the main geezer!!!!!!!
I doubt it...... how many ever have in the last 2k years??????
the vicars gone out on the piss... again!!!!!! he will roll back in to the ward half cut..again!!!!
Byjingo I sometimes wonder if I should have told my shrink that its a God that speaks to me and has told me who I really am?????? I wonder if they would section me then????
Cant see as they could do a lot if they all go to the churches and places of prayer and Rome......
why should they same its me that's lost it when they run the whole of society based on what the gods have told others!!!!!!!!!!gets me jolly well confused this planet ....

and the other week I was the one who was questioned about my sanity!!!!!!!!!
Why ????
Well that old star story is a load of twaddle... byjingo... it was the mother ship dropping off GeZus from Zog but that's another story.....
Now don't forget me over the Xmas Holiday..... after you ate and drunk when you come to sit on the mighty throne of dumpland just sit back and think........ ahhh old Dreadzeps may be the one who does speak the truth.......... as you shat all that cash down the pan of dreams!!!!!!!!
go on laugh i dare ya and when someone says are you alright dear shout back.....byjingo never been so good....... muhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

Well see ya next year I hope.... byjingo!!!!
have a great time and if you don't get what you wanted for Xmas so what!!!!!! you got the most precious gift any human could have........LIFE !!!!!!
TALLYHO!!!!!!!!!!!

Xmas Time!!!!!!!!!!

Well I say !!!!!! byjingo not long to go now then kid's....
Xmas is not far away at all ....
Whilst in the village the vicar and the Bishop thought they would dress up the village tree..all 30 foot of it!!!!!
Byjingo.... tallyho!!! what!!!!!
So up the ladder and away they went..... all was fine until darkness fell and the villager's were coming out the pub and one shouted .... don't forget the balls around the top.......
And so it was .....
the fire brigade were called to remove the vicar and Bishop from the nasty situation they had put themselves in ......
I just knew trouble would happen as they had both been drinking the old warm red wine and spice ......
Tallyho !!!!
rushed into hospital but both OK now... well not both as such, you could say, all four OK now.... Bishop still walking with a limp.......
What new ... shouts the vicar !!!!!
Byjingo like a couple of kids......

Now, how about all this stuff about money... I warned em......
just how much has been lost by all these so called professional Dealers .... Byjingo!!!!!
Still some getting over 100k bonus, whilst others have lost a load.......
Money , greed .... corruption its all here to stay .. and if your not on the ride then you ain't got a chance .... you will live in the shadow of the castle in the little village for ever .... sad !
Ohhhh yes .... paid to much in some pensions ... inland revenue up the creek ... old computer systems ... part time workers ... job share .... Byjingo and you wonder why the system ain't working!!!!!! Laff !!!! I almost filled up my incontinence pants I'm laughing so much..... silly humans.....
Talking about urine....... as you do ... over a candle lit dinner ... with ones smoking jacket on!!!! I came up with a great gift for the kids ..... all they keep going on about these days is I WANT A WEE !!!! so filled up some old wine bottles ... put the old cork on ... wrap ... and Byjove!!!!
Will be great to see the kids faces at Xmas .... what!!!!!!! I say... rather old bean!!!!!
Ahhh its a good feeling making dreams come true.........

Now .. next.... FOOD..... hmmmm!!!! turkey, goose or nut roast!!!!!!! WHAT!!!!!!
Byjingo I was told to get a life but what the heck is all this veggie stuff, now come on guys ... OK I can see what the problems are with food on this planet.... most of it ain't food .. its full of chemicals .... and you all wonder why your ill ?????
added this and added that just so it stays fresh for longer .... and talking of fresh watch out for the old trick of fresh birds ..... did you know they can defrost them .. then claim its fresh !!!!!!! look it up and see ... would I a alien mutant lie to a human????????
Back to ya nut roast ... OK no meat... OK.... but what about all the contaminated ground that you fruit and veg and nuts grow in !!!! errrr !!!! stop and think !!!! not to mention the stuff they spray for killing the pest's .... you all have teeth to eat meat ... rip, grind and chew..... not bloody teeth for eating just nuts and veg ..... Byjingo!!!!!!!!
most of the fruit is probably irradiated to make it stay fresh longer , who knows???????
Most of the stuff in the ground came from and was developed from the old war nerve gas !!!! Byjingo that's a clever move .....
whatever grows on the planet absorbs stuff to grow ... you eat it !!!!!!
Why on earth cant all that stuff stop and go back to growing and breeding foodstuff without chemicals and crap!!!!!!!

Meanwhile... cant wait till Xmas day and shouting from the kitchen ...... would you like stuffing Bishop!!!!!!!!
Now don't get stressed out and take the build up nice and slow...... I ain't gonna wish ya merry Xmas just yet... still time for more post's ....
Stay happy!!!!!!!!!!