Food for thought !!!!!!

I say .... what!!!!! bythejingo what a week......
pulls up a floorboard and takes a seat ... a new dog at the whitehouse, well that's breaking news...
woman looks like a fool but sings with a golden voice .... WOW!!!!!!
I say vicar switch the old box on let's see what we have to watch tonight ..... hmmm !!! as I thought.... nowt!!!!
Now hold on a tick !!!!! WHAT'S THAT SMOKE COMING FROM UNDER THE BATHROOM DOOR.... GREEN!!!!!!!!!
Ohh no ... the bishops at it again , if I told her once I told him a thousand times ... never clean the bathroom with ammonia and bleach ..... get her out of the house byjingo!!!! get some fresh air in here ...!!!! Byjingo thought matron after a vindaloos was bad enough but the bishop say it takes him back to the battlefields of world war one ..... foolish man ... told him it can kill!!!!!!!
still you live and learn... talking of liver I had it with onions and bacon on Saturday for lunch and tea and breakfast...byjove don't it just repeat itself ... but golly gosh it has a great taste at the time.... well it does if you cook it first......
Food ... now that's a bit of a joke on this planet Earth ... the kids think the veg comes from shops .. and some think nothing of living off pot noodles ..... just add hot water ... mmmmmmmn!!!!!
like a lot of this food on the planet earth we Zogonians just call it shit in a box .... and most of it is......
why o why did they stop teaching the kids how to cook real food ... a bit late now me old trouts !!!! a whole generation ain't got a clue and I find it jolly well embarrassing for the human race to even find itself in such a state.... what....
I am also amazed ney dazed ney pissed off to find how many adults go looking for .. seasoning in the shops.... well thats what it asks for in the recipe .... ohhhh dear ... what chance ya got now then ..... ever heard of salt n pepper ..... its so true.. try it ask someone if they saw a recipe in a book and with the ingredients are add seasoning .... what is seasoning ... stand back and don't laff too much at em ...they cant help it.... or .... can they ?????
P.S me old earthlings... please try and leave a comment or three it gets jolly lonely in this padded cell ..... thanks ;-)