In for the kill!!!!!!!!!!!

Help!!! save the planet earth....... ya avin a laugh ain't ya?
Byjingo .. what are they all going on about ? In the 1970's we were told "put ya winter draws on the big freeze is coming" or words to that effect...... Did it come ? .... Did it my arse!!!!!!
Lookout the world is getting warmer....... oh right I can take off these fekin winter underpants Ive had on since the 70's then........
Now just hold on !!!!! stop the planet I'm jumping off!!!!
How long has the old planet been here..... well according to man anyhow..... ahhh that's the point you see according to man !!!!!
How long have the humans kept weather records ?
How many times has the planet heated up before ? well man says ..... SHUT UP!!!!!! YOU AIN'T BIN AROUND THAT LONG...AND EVEN YA CARBON DATING AIN'T 100% !!!!!!!!!

Don't they get right up ya nose... byjingo... well they do mine but then again its rather a large nose .....
I predict that the world will burn up one day that's a 100% guarantee... the sun will just burn out and bang we gone !!!!! puff!!!!!!! no no vicar I ain't talking about you again !!! byjove some people so bloody paranoid .... who said that !!!! me!!!!! never !!!!!!

Now old Gordon Blown is planing to save the world from economic disaster ... that's interesting ... considering we have never been in this situation before.... hmmmmmm and was it not that political party that claimed NO BOOM NO BUST...... well how about WE ALL IN THE SHI*.......
today they put up taxes ...ahhhh but after the next election ...jolly clever move what!!!!!
When they wanted electing they swore it would not be done..... hold on they ain't done it ... its after the next election ... ohhhh !!!! I see!!!!!!! that don't come under ya promises you gave when we elected ya does it ... clever !!!
VAT down from 17.5% to 15% wow that will help us all ...... byjingo..... hope my savings are safe ????
they only will guarantee £50k ... hmmmm shows how much confidence they have in the strategy they are using.. what ????
Thinking about my income per year is £4k and I'm grateful for that it could be zero .... so what the fek am I on about savings !!!!! byjingo these tabs from Matron sure do taste good.........
Well if one thing even help for small business ..... oh yes sure !!! fuel goes up ... goods go up ??
Who are these people trying to kid ?
Byjove somehow I think Matron must have given me the wrong medication today or maybe I'm still sleeping and nobody would ever dream up this type of get out plan.... would they ?

We all , well OK most...well OK a few these days vote them in to speak on our behalf....and they promise they will.... till they take one step over the step at Westminster and your just history only thing they worried about is new houses, cars and pension.... us just fen for yourself old chaps!!!!!

They have no intention in helping us first ... and lock me up in the tower and throw away the key...how the truth does hurt and leave a feeling of guilt no no no not leave a feeling of guilt ..they will take that with them for the rest of the days.......... as do many people who know they have done wrong!!!!!!!