Meanwhile back at the clinic!!!!!

Hmmmm!!!! more tea vicar....
pass the scones Bishop, what!!!! rather old bean!!!
Byjingo why is this planet obsessed with colour of skin?????? Back on old planet Zog and come to think of it on Jingo now we are all colours, but we don't even take any notice of it!!!
Whats the big deal with all this black and white stuff?????
The guy is a human who will help run the U.S.A. Whats with the first black man this and white man that.....all seems strange to me when all the media and others preach how this thing you call racism should be wiped off the earth...then they go around saying black man, white man....
What the heck!!!!! It does not matter what your colour is ... just get on with sorting out this crazy planet......
Byjingo!!!! until you humans sort out all these chips on ya shoulders you will never get anywhere.........hypocrite's comes to my mind!!!! Just get on with life in peace...

Still, all this falls on deaf ears ... it's a shame this could be a place to live in peace and a global place that everyone has enough food and comfortable life style.....
O.K so you would still get the nutcase that want trouble or wants more cash than anyone else (greed).... its in a human instinct that's been with you for 1000's of years... and I hate to say it but one thinks it will never go away.......

Now , all was quite on the ward last night...Matron, she be the one who must be obeyed.. was on her usual walk abouts.... not a sound could be heard, which is unusual.
Suddenly from out of the dark of the night came a sound that I had never came across.....
was it a leak from the roof ? No... its not raining...
drip drip splosh!!!! Ohhh no my incontinence pants!!!!!!
Quick as a flash I got out me Dunlop tyre repair tin.... Byjingo that was a close shave,what!!!!
Then crash!!!! Bang!!!!! What the!!!!!
The lights went on and on the floor lay Matron....not happy .... not with a smile on her face.....
she had crept up on me to check I was asleep and slipped on the puddle under and around the bed......
Now I'm in for it I thought to myself....
More blue sweets for me today I thought...... Matron is a rather large human with very long hair.. and that's just from under her armpits... her beard is quite short... her glasses thick...
Ohhh !!! my!!!!! will I wake up and its all a dream????
Or am I in for a week on the sweets and injections.... not to mention the 250 volt 55 amp cable attached to me head again.....
Still this is a crazy planet so anything goes .... and who care's anyway.... not many , me thinks!!!!