Xmas Time!!!!!!!!!!

Well I say !!!!!! byjingo not long to go now then kid's....
Xmas is not far away at all ....
Whilst in the village the vicar and the Bishop thought they would dress up the village tree..all 30 foot of it!!!!!
Byjingo.... tallyho!!! what!!!!!
So up the ladder and away they went..... all was fine until darkness fell and the villager's were coming out the pub and one shouted .... don't forget the balls around the top.......
And so it was .....
the fire brigade were called to remove the vicar and Bishop from the nasty situation they had put themselves in ......
I just knew trouble would happen as they had both been drinking the old warm red wine and spice ......
Tallyho !!!!
rushed into hospital but both OK now... well not both as such, you could say, all four OK now.... Bishop still walking with a limp.......
What new ... shouts the vicar !!!!!
Byjingo like a couple of kids......

Now, how about all this stuff about money... I warned em......
just how much has been lost by all these so called professional Dealers .... Byjingo!!!!!
Still some getting over 100k bonus, whilst others have lost a load.......
Money , greed .... corruption its all here to stay .. and if your not on the ride then you ain't got a chance .... you will live in the shadow of the castle in the little village for ever .... sad !
Ohhhh yes .... paid to much in some pensions ... inland revenue up the creek ... old computer systems ... part time workers ... job share .... Byjingo and you wonder why the system ain't working!!!!!! Laff !!!! I almost filled up my incontinence pants I'm laughing so much..... silly humans.....
Talking about urine....... as you do ... over a candle lit dinner ... with ones smoking jacket on!!!! I came up with a great gift for the kids ..... all they keep going on about these days is I WANT A WEE !!!! so filled up some old wine bottles ... put the old cork on ... wrap ... and Byjove!!!!
Will be great to see the kids faces at Xmas .... what!!!!!!! I say... rather old bean!!!!!
Ahhh its a good feeling making dreams come true.........

Now .. next.... FOOD..... hmmmm!!!! turkey, goose or nut roast!!!!!!! WHAT!!!!!!
Byjingo I was told to get a life but what the heck is all this veggie stuff, now come on guys ... OK I can see what the problems are with food on this planet.... most of it ain't food .. its full of chemicals .... and you all wonder why your ill ?????
added this and added that just so it stays fresh for longer .... and talking of fresh watch out for the old trick of fresh birds ..... did you know they can defrost them .. then claim its fresh !!!!!!! look it up and see ... would I a alien mutant lie to a human????????
Back to ya nut roast ... OK no meat... OK.... but what about all the contaminated ground that you fruit and veg and nuts grow in !!!! errrr !!!! stop and think !!!! not to mention the stuff they spray for killing the pest's .... you all have teeth to eat meat ... rip, grind and chew..... not bloody teeth for eating just nuts and veg ..... Byjingo!!!!!!!!
most of the fruit is probably irradiated to make it stay fresh longer , who knows???????
Most of the stuff in the ground came from and was developed from the old war nerve gas !!!! Byjingo that's a clever move .....
whatever grows on the planet absorbs stuff to grow ... you eat it !!!!!!
Why on earth cant all that stuff stop and go back to growing and breeding foodstuff without chemicals and crap!!!!!!!

Meanwhile... cant wait till Xmas day and shouting from the kitchen ...... would you like stuffing Bishop!!!!!!!!
Now don't get stressed out and take the build up nice and slow...... I ain't gonna wish ya merry Xmas just yet... still time for more post's ....
Stay happy!!!!!!!!!!