Once a day or once a week?

Byjingo..I can't make up this small mind of mine to do a post once a day or a week!!!!
I say!!! I thought Zog had its problems but planet earth, well can't do much about that old chaps...
The vicar has gone out with the Bishop something about removing a foreign body... all will be revealed as time tick's on.
I found out I was sent to earth to look for a long lost relative called Gezuss, who came here over two thousand years ago.... he was a little bit strange also.. I still have not found him but found a lot of info about him and his exploits, again I will tell more as the blog progresses.

Back on Zog when it was in full swing and everyone was spending like there was no tomorrow, raising cash was no problem , the Bank's were just giving it away and the old financial advisers would get whatever amount you needed..byjingo .. what!!! They would they got all the commission!!!!!
Still as the banks went down one by one ... all because the Zogonian government would not guarantee savings unlimited .. silly old buggas.. everyone took out the cash and stored it in the old bread bins......
So down went some of the banks, the others were taken over but that never worked as the government went bankrupt......well byjove we thought sod this and off we went to find a new home.... and so planet Jingo was born.
A few weeks latter the old sun that provided Zog with light and heat decided to burn out and with it went Zog... The old Zogonians never seen that one coming!!!!! Told em not to take it all for granted but they never did listen to me.

As for the vicar he lives with the Bishop in the same clinic as me and the rest of the crew .... overseen by Matron... big lady, hair down to her elbows and that's just the hair under her arms!!!
no nonsense taken by Matron... old school .. but more about her later on...
Now .. where was I... ahhhh yes I remember!!! tallyho!!! "lookout vicar another stuka"......
Do I add a bit here everyday or every week... I have so much rubbish to ramble on about but the old medication does take effect and cause a little confusion .. but for me to get confused is not a very difficult situation to find myself in .... now where did I put the vicars vodka bottle!!!!

Well must dash, I need to get me propulsion crystal fixed on me craft!!!! one other thing...byjingo!!! try not to make me laugh as I use a pair of Zogonian incontinence pants mark 11.....they will only hold about 25 litres then burst so I have asked the professor to design a new pair so that this problem does not occur...what!!!! rather old bean!!!! nothing worse than avin a good laugh and ya pants explode!!!

Day One

Byjingo!!! Where do I start!!! well I ain't going to be in the same format as everyone else that's for sure.
I'm a 50 year old Zogonian..sent from Zog as I was a little different from the rest..well ok I'm a mutant alien...although I do look human but not on the same wavelength as most.
I'm into photography and thinking out of the box if possible. Based in the U.K.....

Well start at the start as they say... born in 1958 .. father was in the Royal Corp Of Signals...the good old M.O.D. sent him to Japan ...Hiroshima for some rest and recoup for a few days... byjingo that was one hell of a Holiday camp in those days, what!!!! I say ...rather old boy!!
Anyway I have been ill for a number of years now with low bone density problems and producing Kidney stones most of the time.... Byjove if I could polish em up and set into rings I would be rich today for sure.
As time ticked past me whilst not feeling too good and unable to work I discovered through brain transmissions that I am really a alien mutant from a planet called Zog!!!!
But because of problems on Zog a few of us left the planet and found a planet just up the road from Zog that was uninhabited, so we have now taken it over and named it Planet Jingo.

Now I'm starting to get a little lost with the plot here so may take some time out but as an Zogonian we do seem to wonder off subject quite a lot of the time..... and our English is not the worlds best but us Zogonians believe that you should just say it how it is and no beating around the bush..... Ahhh!!!! my garden but that's another thing.....

Hopefully you will be able to follow my little Blog even though we may all end up barking up the wrong dingo.... I have been told that some think I'm nut's but ehhh ho!! each to ya own I say,what! rather old bean ... more tea vicar...
As time tick's on you will understand or maybe not !!! what I'm going on about and may raise a smile on ya face!