Wednesday 15 October 2008

Once a day or once a week?

Byjingo..I can't make up this small mind of mine to do a post once a day or a week!!!!
I say!!! I thought Zog had its problems but planet earth, well can't do much about that old chaps...
The vicar has gone out with the Bishop something about removing a foreign body... all will be revealed as time tick's on.
I found out I was sent to earth to look for a long lost relative called Gezuss, who came here over two thousand years ago.... he was a little bit strange also.. I still have not found him but found a lot of info about him and his exploits, again I will tell more as the blog progresses.

Back on Zog when it was in full swing and everyone was spending like there was no tomorrow, raising cash was no problem , the Bank's were just giving it away and the old financial advisers would get whatever amount you needed..byjingo .. what!!! They would they got all the commission!!!!!
Still as the banks went down one by one ... all because the Zogonian government would not guarantee savings unlimited .. silly old buggas.. everyone took out the cash and stored it in the old bread bins......
So down went some of the banks, the others were taken over but that never worked as the government went bankrupt......well byjove we thought sod this and off we went to find a new home.... and so planet Jingo was born.
A few weeks latter the old sun that provided Zog with light and heat decided to burn out and with it went Zog... The old Zogonians never seen that one coming!!!!! Told em not to take it all for granted but they never did listen to me.

As for the vicar he lives with the Bishop in the same clinic as me and the rest of the crew .... overseen by Matron... big lady, hair down to her elbows and that's just the hair under her arms!!!
no nonsense taken by Matron... old school .. but more about her later on...
Now .. where was I... ahhhh yes I remember!!! tallyho!!! "lookout vicar another stuka"......
Do I add a bit here everyday or every week... I have so much rubbish to ramble on about but the old medication does take effect and cause a little confusion .. but for me to get confused is not a very difficult situation to find myself in .... now where did I put the vicars vodka bottle!!!!

Well must dash, I need to get me propulsion crystal fixed on me craft!!!! one other thing...byjingo!!! try not to make me laugh as I use a pair of Zogonian incontinence pants mark 11.....they will only hold about 25 litres then burst so I have asked the professor to design a new pair so that this problem does not occur...what!!!! rather old bean!!!! nothing worse than avin a good laugh and ya pants explode!!!

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