Meanwhile back in his cell.....

Morning Matron...whats for breakfast today? ...oh great another medication!!!
It's about time I swithched on the Zogonian news reporting machine..Ill just put some more coal in the boiler to build up the old steam preasure.....
AHHHHH!!!! that's better.. now whats this here... oh I say, Byjingo a report about MP'S and the stolen cash...Hmmmmmmm!!! looks like they get off lightly again but wait I see that they are upset that they will loose some of the fraudulent ways in which to steal tax payers cash....Well!! good job I aint in charge me old trouts , as you would find yaselves locked up and key thrown away...YOU were voted in by the people of this country..LOL..voted...LOL OK by a few people of this country because the rest of em do not vote!!! Why?? Dont be so stupid, for years the people have come to know about ya fiddles and the fact that many of you dont give a toss about them once you walk accross the Westminster threshold...dont you then get ya pennssion once you walk accross those steps?????
Not to mention all the directorships and back handers from large companys...LOL
I overheard old Nick Clogg say that it should all be sorted before the next election else voters wont trust...WELL YOU STUPID MAN....MOST VOTERS DONT TRUST AND HAVE NEVER TRUSTED AND DONT EVEN VOTE .....WHY?? Because of these reasons the way you MP's act and speak...always arond subjects never direct answers!!!!!!!

We lost some more soldiers in afganistan again...but you still try to go ahead and buy your way to peace with cash....fools ..you go out and fight or send your sons and daughters out on the frontline...bet ya dont!!!
Doing it to protect us all back in the UK??? How many afganistans stop to think about all the poor ..yes!!! POOR people in the UK and think of ways they can help...well not many I bet...yep!! its not nice to see the old Taliban treating the people the way they do..but get a life ..thats the culture they have lived with for many years its not our right to sort them out....GET BACK AND SORT OUT THE UK FIRST!!! Byjingo we have all sorts of problems here !!!!

Now talking of which..the banks and large corporate bussinesses seem to get so much tax payers cash to keep them going..OK so if they go under ...lets say a motor company..people will loose jobs thats life..Things seem to have gone way out of controll reguards money...How on earth with all the huge cash loans these companys get in this day and age how can they ever pay the cash back..YET the account books come up with proffits still however large or small????? and wage bills are massive so cost of goods go up through ya roof....Byjove,what a crazy human mess!!!!!BUT all the top of the tree still live and prosper the little guys just go under and who cares????
They can always be replaced....what a sad and sorry sytstem you have created guys!!!!Progress.....my arse!!! in the UK we have no industry...what happend?? in the 1970's large industry was still using machines that were around during the second world war...NO investment in new technologys... to me thats where it all started to go wrong...
And just who the hell do I thimk I am saying all these things.. well Im nobody.I have no major qualifications , cant even spell without me spellcheck..how many of you are the same ?? but wont addmitt!!! no university nowt ...just sheer hard work when i left school and the sense to take note of what was going on in life ... OHHHH what I would give to be put infront of some of the top people in this planet and ask questions....but would I hear the truth...I think not!!! Today we have nowt ..just mainnly service industries.. wow big deal..what happend to Great Britain and Industrial revoloutions...simplezzz and me merecat says... we gave it all away..we sold our souls for cash!!!!!!!!

They blame man for climate change...they warn the end is nigh..IF IT'S so bad then howcome you still have air travell, formula one motor racing, not many electric cars , the spending and waste of so much cash on things that will not help humans in the end?????? I GOT SOME NEWS FOR YOU GUYS!!!!! oneday the old planet will die, when ?? GAWD knows could be millions of years from now,but it will happen and all of mans PROGRESS will be for nothing!!!! apart from the few that go out to another planet and start again!!!!!!

Man has never kept recors of weather changes or climate I should say, and in my few years on the planet I have found things go around and around... in fashion ..out of fashion...good for ya , bad for ya!!!