Byjingo, 4 years !!!

Well I say Vicar....looking at my last few post's I found that the last world cup was only down the road, Byjingo how time fly's...
O.K. before we know it yesterday has been and gone, where's the Bishop me old son.......oh him, he went off to vote....Vote !!!! for who, I just cannot get my head around how you humans function, I could understand it if you vote for people or part's you know and understand but like sheep you just do it !!! Why ?????
In this day and age of corruption from the small business to the large megga business and not forgetting the so called people in power you still never ever just stand up and think as individuals. Ahhh shout's up the Vicar see you should keep your alien nose out of politics and such  because you do not vote for anyone...
I would vote if I could find someone who I could trust and know that what they say is what they would do me old bean....But fact's is fact's, If you vote because you believe that if you do not vote then keep your moth shut then that also proves you are not an individual just a product of the powers who control this stupid and sick world you have created. Now on the other hand if you stood up to the powers who be in charge and say no votes to count , would that not send home a bigger message than just a vote for some other twat to keep the wheels of the powers moving. Would the fact that the amount of humans that do vote is falling to a point where the powers are getting a little bit of a clue that the humans are pissed off .....They are getting that but still the sheep vote and that's just not going to cut the mustard old bean.
Now !!!! if you have it to the point where on the day of voting all poll stations are empty, and not a vote is cast would that not bring it to the point that the time has come to sort out the sorry mess this planet is in, because as it stands now your just all going to keep on moaning about this and that and keep the powerful one's happy , rich and laughing all the way to the next big fat lunch , whilst you little humans just struggle to pay your bills and save enough cash to feed the kid's.

Well that's my rant over your political system over on this planet, it's time for a good laugh !!! Problem is not a lot left to laugh at as the powers who be are making everything politically correct and  "that's human right's".....Ohhhh fek it Vicar get out the drugs ....let's party !!!!!!!

Where do I start ?

Byjingo Playmates tis a while since I did this, the Vicar and Bishop still remain here with me and they now have a friend staying with them father Mick. Hmmmmm !!!! not too sure about him, but more will be said in other post's.
What's new on the the news today shouts the Vicar over the breakfast table, what shouts the Bishop come over here, I really must get rid of all these tables , breakfast table, dinner table, lunch table and super table really is getting rather cramped in here.
Anyway, lot's of stuff to cover since my last but one post years ago...Byjingo how time has flown...O.K Vicar how abot the idea kid's don't call teachers Sir or Miss  how great that is in my day teacher came with shirt and tie and very smart and miss was a classy woman also, then came the  casual look !!!! ...scruffy bastardos I say , idle and no respect given by the kids,byjingo they don't respect Ma and Pa so teacher got no chance. Then again I had a very good friend who worked as a lab tech for a few schools back in the 80's and 90's and he told us the teachers were just as if not  less respectful and very clicky with each other and if ya face don't fit ya a bitch. I suppose it's even worse today. Back on Planet Jingo if you did not respect you did not go to school...simple.

I say old chaps the football kicks off soon  World Cup !!!!!  Now why England are in it gawd knows ...for the cup shout's up the Bishop, don'e be an ass says Vic the only cup will be tea nothing else, they will just make yet another mess of it all, well shouts out Mick you never know dey mey well win de fekin thing.
Ahhhhhh !!!! let's just see shall we.

U.K. votes soon another farce, and this Nigela Faragoe looks like causing a upset, problem is with you humans, you say your going to vote for it but just look at the stat's for the turn out's on past vote's , Hmmm !!
Make's one think , yep but most will vote for it you see . Well vote for UKIPS just to  make a point is a dangerous thing why not make a true and massive point by NOT VOTING AT ALL FOR ANY OF EM !! ???
Well if ya dont vote you should not talk politics they say.....TWAT'S .... so your telling me you must vote for people and part's who you do not understand, let alone know anything about ?????
Would it not make those who are in power look at things if no one turned up and put a vote in a box , I think that would say the people have the power not the runt's who think they have the power and controll of the good old U.K. but alas im just an alien with a hole in his brain so I can't possibly know what im doing ....CAN I ???????????????

Oh well better get ready for bed as it will soon be another day , will be back soon with some more true and strange things to say, keep and eye out.

Must dash , the guy's are calling C.Q (more about this next time )

IT'S BACK AND LOADS TO MOAN ABOUT!!!!!!!!!

Hello playmates, it's been a long time and lot's to tell you about so stay tuned and put on some incontinence pant's because your going to piss yaself at some of this information about the life of a mutant alien,

Best of all it's now confirmed and I hope to show you some document's that I have been telling you fact not fiction.

This is the first post just to let yas know I'm back for how long aint sure as im waiting for the arteries in my brain to blow and then it's good night all the mutant has left the planet.

Keep reading.