I need a kick up the butt!!!!!!!

So sorry me old playmates been a while since I posted on here........still here it is... now is he going to moan ?
You bet!!!!!!!!!!
Byjingo its a bit dark in the old cell of mine I may ask for a new candle...the bishop used the last one, don't ask!!!!!!!!
Now , if the Sahara Desert had rivers flowing  through it, which it did do!... well then came a climate change and all the rivers dried up...you still with me old beans ? Then what caused that, can't blame man  that time..was it not just mother nature ?  and as I have told you before ait that whats going on again but man saying it's me... so they can earn a fortune from it ? stop and think about it all........
Ahhh !!! me old kidney stones are playing me up again..take a pain killer for them but ok it takes away the pain but as with all tablet's it aint going to cure me..byjingo one does get rather down in the dumps when ones health is up the shoot!!!!!! Problem is once a pill is taken  hour affter it kills the pain but takes half me head with it...not nice at all !!!
Still soon be back to normal ...till the next time... meanwhile it's about time I went out and done some shooting with me old camera.. wildlife is my main passion...not too much of that on the streets of Birmingham I can tell ya, apart from the human wildlife and plenty of that around here ..byjingo!!!  It's a strange thing but when im out in Zog... a place in Shropshire , I can walk about with me camera and not even think about getting it stolen or worse but in Birmingham ...that's another story... mind you I dare anyone to try and take my camera... byjingo would not get far as Im down as a nut case so best wear some body armour because I will show no mercy!!!!
Nothing worse than trying to remove a triod from ones rectum  and even more so if the legs are open full....OUCHHHHHH!!!! brings tears to me eye just thinking about it.... I am thinking of doing this photography thing for real but its my bloody health that lets me down all the bleedin time....we shall see...
Not much going on in the news around the planet apart from the old earthquake, poor people , where was God then ?
Well thats all for now sorry not much going on at the mo..lets see what good old time brings for the next one...mind you im working on a new web site ...dreadzeps.webs.com   take a peek and let me know what ya think on the guest book......