only a million bonus?

Now now vicar I keep telling you this global warming is nowt to do with man...byjingo..its all down to mother nature..the humans make me almost fill me incontinence pants to bursting point , I laugh that much... byjove old chaps OK so you get your data from 100 an odd years of records...errrrrrr!!! hate to point this out old sons but this little speck of a planet has been around a lot more than you know!!!!!!

Still if it keeps ya all happy, who am I to tell ya the truth , she , that's mother nature , will show you in the end...you mess too much with her and she will bite ya back!!!!

Hold on Matrons on her way around with the drugs trolley again, I'm supposed to be asleep..... ahhhh thats OK coast clear!!!!

Talking of hospitals...they are now telling us in the UK more deaths are caused by blood clots than by MRSA ... thats after you had an operation in one of our hospitals..great news for anyone due to go in for an op, Byjingo you silly sods....
Some golf player plays away from home and thats not golf he be playing, well I say it could be a hole in one!!!! anyway he has a crash in a car and it makes news allover the world!!!! who cares !!! not many apart from the sad old sods who love and live for gossip and rumour... will you never get your priority's right?

Tis almost Xmas again and the old rush around the shops and fill ya houses with food and goods is on....most shops only close for one day now you mad humans ..slow down and think... then again ...can humans think?

Now those British Bankers who now run the top banks , owned by and saved from going bust by the British taxpayer are going to resign if they don't get the million pound bonus at the end of a year....well !!!!  what do we say to them ?     * ECK OFF!!! THEN!!!!!   greedy bastardos!!!!!!